We all need friends―to share our joys, to share our sorrows, and to share our life! Today, when all other relationships are losing their value, it is friendship, which sometimes passes the test of time and lasts forever. However, friendship is not all about being serious! It's not just about being there for each other. It's about laughing together after you've fallen down. There is a fun element to this relationship too, which is very beautifully put forth by the funny quotes about friends, those best friends, and their impact on life. So, go ahead and read these friendship quotes.
Short Funny Quotes About Friends
My friends, there are no friends.
― Coco Chanel
Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
― Anonymous
You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had 4 likes?
― Anonymous
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
― Oscar Wilde
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
― Harry S. Truman
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
― Anonymous
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
― Gelett Burgess
Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families.
― Anonymous
Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.
― Lord Burleigh
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
― Charles Lamb
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
― Edwin Arlington Robinson
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
― Fr. Jerome Cummings
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
― C.S. Lewis
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
― Marcus T. Cicero
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
― Anonymous
Funny Quotes About Friends and Life
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
― Spike Milligan
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
― Thomas Jones
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
― Aaron Machado
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
― Dame Edna Everage
I have always laid it down as a maxim and found it justified by experience - that a man and a woman make far better friendships than can exist between two of the same sex - but then with the condition that they never have made or are to make love to each other.
― Lord Byron
I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
― Ann Richards
A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
― Samuel Butler
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
― Benjamin Franklin
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
― Yassir Arafat
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
― Dale Carnegie
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
― Virginia Woolf
I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.
― Sebastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort
Friendship is love without his wings!
― Lord Byron
A friend to all is a friend to none.
― Aristotle
A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil - but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.
― Pam Brown
Please God,
If you can't make me thin,
make my friends fat!!
― Anonymous
Funny Quotes About Good Friends
A true friend stabs you in the front.
― Oscar Wilde
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
― Jim Hayes
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
― Doug Larson
A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked.
― Bernard Meltzer
You laugh. I laugh.
You cry. I cry.
You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell,
"Do A Flip!"
― Anonymous
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
― Lord Chesterfield
Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.
― Agatha Christie
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
― Anonymous
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they'll never be seen again.
― Anonymous
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
― Sicilian Proverb
I never actually say 'Hi' to my friends. I just make creepy faces to them from a distance.
― Anonymous
We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
― Anonymous
We hope you enjoyed going through these funny quotes about friends and family and life, as much as we enjoyed putting them together for you. These funny friendship quotes are indeed delightful! So, the next time your friends are hanging out at your place, read aloud some of these to them and have fun!
